I just got back from having Bonesetter Stew set my bones and take my stats. Here's the first time I had this done and the second, for interested parties. Also, if I can find someone tall, dark, handsome and named Tony to hold the camera for me, I'll get more pictures and do a side-by-side comparison with the old ones. Below, I've listed first/second/latest numbers, in that format.
Weight: 161/155/149. I'm pretty happy with this, but there are more interesting numbers to focus on...
BMI: 25.06/24.28/23.34. I know this one is totally inaccurate and you're not supposed to put a lot of stock into it, but this is the first time in recent memory that I've checked it and it was solidly in the "normal" range. Moving on...
Body Fat Percentage: 26.3/24.9/23.3. This, along with waist-to-hip ratio (which I'll post as soon as I can dig up a tape measure), are the numbers I'm most interested in.
Total Body Water: 59.7%/64.0%/68.5%. Stew says around 70% is a good aim, so I'm doing awesomely here.
Basal Metabolic Rate: 1540/1518/1492. It's dropped as I've lost weight, as is to be expected. I wish it were a little higher, but that should come with more lean mass.
Daily Energy Expenditure: 2002/2278/1940. And I still have no clue how to translate this into real-world terms - I mean, I get that it's supposed to be how much you burn in a day, but how the hell is that actually measured in an instant?
As I said before, WTH ratio and pictures are forthcoming.
Now for the coolest part of this: the time span between the first and second stats was a little less than a month when I was doing a strict calorie-restricting diet/cleanse and working out very heavily probably 6 times a week or so, with most of the rest of my life being relatively easy and unstressful. I saw definite improvements in my numbers, but as I noted in my follow-up post, my overall results weren't totally desirable. I was cranky and bloated; my trichotillomania was seriously acting up and I felt extremely constrained and regimented by the specific way I was supposed to eat and train, as well as discouraged by the way my performance in the gym had dropped. I was moving towards some goals, but at the expense of others.
Now, fast-forward to today. I haven't done more than an hour or two of formal exercise in a year. (I'm not counting the forest walk/running I do with my zombie running app, because that's almost entirely walking, I've only done a few episodes and it's also a game.) I've gone through some incredibly stressful times in the past year and am now working three jobs for a total of 60-70 hours/week. When I'm at home, I spend most of my time lying on my bed reading or web-surfing via my phone. My diet is insanely high in animal fats: schmalz, lard, fatback, butter and heavy cream make up the bulk of my calories, with coconut oil being added soon. Other than that, I eat raw or rare eggs, beef, offal (liver, heart, etc) and milk (which I drink almost entirely cultured into kefir at this point). Sometimes I roast a chicken. The only carbs I normally have come from my homemade lactofermented sauerkraut and the kefir, or other veggies if The Man buys them for me. He also surprised me with Walker shortbread cookies yesterday, and I gave him a kiss and promptly demolished half the (large) package. That's another thing: while what's listed above is my default way of eating, I definitely "cheat" more than I think I should. I also take 20-minute ice baths a couple times a week, a la Tim Ferriss. And I try not to stay up past 11 most nights. That's it.
Whatever I'm doing seems to be mostly working. I'm not entirely happy with everything - I want to regain my flexibility and strength, for starters, and eventually I want to start moving back towards competition-level lifting and parkour, as well as dripping a couple more percentage points of body fat and working on having an ass like whoa. But as far as I can tell without actually having been to the gym, a surprising amount of my strength is still there - things like air squats and burpees come easily to me, and (most amazingly) I can still do a few unassisted pull-ups in a row (remember, I had shoulder surgery last year).
I like where I am. I love where I'm going. Here's to documenting the whole process.
-n
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